Shout out to all you new Mom’s out there. I wrote this right after my daughter was born…

You know when you get to go to the grocery store without your three small children?

And you are holding up your frumpy pants with your finger through the belt buckle because you aren’t nine months pregnant any more?

And you are standing in line and you smell the distinct odor of a dirty diaper and think, how lucky am I? I don’t have to get out of line to change a dirty diaper right now because my baby is at home!?

And then, as the man in front of you in line turns slowly to sniff you, you realize…wait a minute! Is that ME?!

So, you slowly look down at those frumpy pants realizing much too late that the diaper change from your Houdini baby before you left the house may have been a little messier than you thought!??

Living the life people!

Living. The. Life.